Measuring the Cold

+60F - Californians put on sweaters. +50 - Miami residents turn on the heat. +45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert. +40 - You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesoootans go swimming. +35 - Italian cars don`t start. +32 - Water freezes. +30 - You plan your vacation in Australia. +25 - Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesoootans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming. +20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further south. +15 - French cars don`t start, Cat insists on sleeping with you. +10- You need jumper cables to get the car going. +5 - American cars don`t start.  0- Alaskans put on T-shirts. -10 - German cars don`t start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink. -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist. -20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesoootans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don`t start. -25 - Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don`t start. -40 - Californians disappear, Minnesoootans button top button, Canadians put on sweater, Your car helps you plan your trip south. -50 - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window. -80 - Hell freezes over, Polar bears move south, Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game. -90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. -100 -Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.

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